Today I learned that the octopus is one boss motherfucker and rocks its best features like a perfect Point Break wave.

Today I learned that the octopus is one boss motherfucker and rocks its best features like a perfect Point Break wave.

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Tragic realisation

Celebrities who I cannot readily follow / obsess over on Tumblr interest me less than those who seem to exist solely as gifsets on my dash.

Tags: truth realtalk

wontonpoop:

public school is the best because not only do you get to learn about regular school things but you also get to learn about how to do various drugs and sexual acts

But Rainbow Parties … I learned from Oprah.

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Tags: realtalk

I don’t like to end days on low notes - or maybe this is a bass note? Not sure. Anyway, I’d like to take a moment here and apologise to the contiguous United States, Canada, Mexico and South America for 
UFO pants
UFO pants with redundant clasps
glow-stick rave dancingAlso: Zombie Nation 
pony beads on anyone older than 7
netting as sleeves and trench coats as daywear
white-folk dreds
pretty much everything that happened from the late 90s right up to JC Chasez’s solo album. You’re on your own after that.

I don’t like to end days on low notes - or maybe this is a bass note? Not sure. Anyway, I’d like to take a moment here and apologise to the contiguous United States, Canada, Mexico and South America for

  1. UFO pants
  2. UFO pants with redundant clasps
  3. glow-stick rave dancing
    Also: Zombie Nation 
  4. pony beads on anyone older than 7
  5. netting as sleeves and trench coats as daywear
  6. white-folk dreds
  7. pretty much everything that happened from the late 90s right up to JC Chasez’s solo album. You’re on your own after that.

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n1gglet:

matturday:

we took alex’s cat for a walk

oh my

Hello, I’m here to adopt the cat.
What’s that? Already owned? Don’t care. I have a lot of floor. 

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Hey, Friday. Thanks for being so easy going and smooth. Really appreciated that. What’s that you say? “Lol, J/K”?  Oh Friday, you so silly.  This gif from Breaking II: Boba Boogaloo will have to suffice as I can’t locate my Mugatu crazy pills gif. Thank you for your time. 

Hey, Friday. Thanks for being so easy going and smooth. Really appreciated that. 
What’s that you say? “Lol, J/K”?  
Oh Friday, you so silly.  
This gif from Breaking II: Boba Boogaloo will have to suffice as I can’t locate my Mugatu crazy pills gif.
Thank you for your time. 

Happens every time

Every single reply I get from fanmail I send to favourite tumblrs makes me all squee-ey and fan girly and excited just like the one time I met my rockstar author hero. 
And I swear I bomb every reply exactly as I bombed meeting him.
But I still message the awesome people here because I can’t help myself. 

I would just like to tell the internet I now have a house. I’m totally old, completely grown up, but reblogging dinosaurs with lasers.… everything’s gonna be juuuuust fine. 

I would just like to tell the internet I now have a house.
I’m totally old, completely grown up, but reblogging dinosaurs with lasers.


… everything’s gonna be juuuuust fine. 

Wine works wonders

Just the one. Oh, well, alright. Two then.  

So, it’s raining. And there’s a baseball game on. And I’m sitting in the front room - which, by the way, is in the back of the house but inevitably, in the way these things work, it’s still the front room - contemplating a few key moments from today. 

a) I realised I spelled something in the American way without thinking.
b) Someone’s told me I have a “tiny bit” of an accent, and I was offended. Because I know, thankyouverymuch, that it’s more than a bit. Or, was. 
c) I stopped paying attention to the baseball when the Phils started to lose.
d) It’s been nothing but Sherlock tumblr gifs and Florence and the Machine for the  better part of the last two hours. 
e) I finished the last bottle about an hour ago, and I’m seriously in mourning.
f) Adulthood is much more dull than I figured it would be. 
g) July is coming.